Willkommen in der Arbeitswelt 2008
In meinem Day Job habe ich heute folgende Nachricht aufgelesen: Schreiber von Arbeitsanweisungen und Prozessbeschreibungen lernen hier etwas über heutige Berufseinsteiger und frische Studenten (via GMP Training Systems). Junge Leute die um 1990 geboren sind. Immer wieder lustig.
- They don’t remember the space shuttle blowing up.
- Tiananmen Square means nothing to them.
- They have always had cell phones and Voicemail.
- They grew up with digital clocks. Half past three or quarter to four may have no meaning to them.
- Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
- Tamper-proof packaging was created before they were born.
- Atari predates them, as do vinyl record albums. The expression “you sound like a broken record” means nothing to them because they’ve never owned a record player.
- They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
- Most of them have never seen a television set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV. They have always had cable.
- There have always been VCR’s and you could always rent or buy movies.
- They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
- Roller skating has always meant in-line for them.
- Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
- The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as World War I, World War II or even the Civil War.
- They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.
- They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
- They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
- There has always been MTV.
Na und, habt Ihr verständnislos aus der Wäsche geschaut oder hie und da geschmunzelt? 
Tags: Berufsanfänger, Raider, Studenten